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The Super Bowl reminds me of “Dynasty.” It’s a bunch of very wealthy people trying to outmaneuver each other in big shoulder pads.
Finally, it’s Super Traumatic Brain Injury Sunday.
Joey Flaco is the name of eleven guys in my neighborhood.
Why would they have aired that Calvin Klein ad? America is eating liquid cheese right now, give us a fucking break. #superbowl
Super Bowl score update: Beyonce 100 Everyone Else 0
MMWAHAHA If you want your electricity back you’ll deliver Beyonce and all the secret Twinkies to my hollowed out volcano within 5 minutes…
We thought we’d take this brief pause to remind you pitchers and catchers report in 8 days.
Power out? No problem. twitter.com/Oreo/status/29…
Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snackingonion.com/YNyEPD
What the commercial didn’t tell you was those people were actually teenagers who had been eating Taco Bell for a month straight.
BREAKING: During the Twitter, Superbowl goes down