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The Super Bowl reminds me of “Dynasty.” It’s a bunch of very wealthy people trying to outmaneuver each other in big shoulder pads.
And another… RT @eric_andersen: Clever use of @vineapp! RT @calvinklein Since the lights are still out… j.mp/11jcjuO #SB47
Finally, it’s Super Traumatic Brain Injury Sunday.
Joey Flaco is the name of eleven guys in my neighborhood.
Whenever homophobes say it’s gross when two gay dudes kiss, I will play them that GoDaddy #commercial. #SuperBowl
Why would they have aired that Calvin Klein ad? America is eating liquid cheese right now, give us a fucking break. #superbowl
Super Bowl score update: Beyonce 100 Everyone Else 0
MMWAHAHA If you want your electricity back you’ll deliver Beyonce and all the secret Twinkies to my hollowed out volcano within 5 minutes…
We thought we’d take this brief pause to remind you pitchers and catchers report in 8 days.
Power out? No problem. twitter.com/Oreo/status/29…
Brilliant. RT@hungrybruno: Beyonce bingo! instagr.am/p/VSlQtuTWz-/
Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snackingonion.com/YNyEPD
What the commercial didn’t tell you was those people were actually teenagers who had been eating Taco Bell for a month straight.
RT @ravi: Just discovered an alternate reality. Brits tweeting about Superbowl. Click on #BBCSuperBowl for side-splitting fun #sb47
BREAKING: During the Twitter, Superbowl goes down
