Goodbye, summer. Hello soul-crushing march to zero daylight hours and godless freezing temperatures. Gather ye rosebuds, friends. Anyway, here are a few things from the digital universe that brightened my week.
Sadly, this accurately represents my current dating life
Mostly because this is the standard situation
Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys. Well I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty bad. At like, everything.
— Rap Genius (@RapGenius) September 5, 2013align=’center’]
I’m just hoping the Twix version is next.
But seriously. Only 4 more Android versions until we get @oreo.
— Steve Kovach (@stevekovach) September 3, 2013
I’m just here for the snacks
Thou shalt be ready for some football.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 5, 2013
Just got my invite. Hoping a tablet version is in the works.
Oyster is being called the “Netflix of books.” Would you try it? – http://t.co/sOyasHEAui
— Fortune Magazine (@FortuneMagazine) September 5, 2013
This map of the entire Internet circa 1969
Guys, these photos of Burning Man from @theAtlantic
This photo of a man holding a martini while walking his cat.
If I enjoyed martinis or cats, I could see myself thinking this was a good idea too.